PotatoGraphick

PotatoGraphick

Just another bloody designer.

A design firm in the Riverland, South Australia, that doesn't advertise because it doesn't need to. This page exists so there's something here when you arrive by mistake. It then got a bit out of hand.

Fine, show me I'm just here to muck about

Current status

I'm really busy.

Like, so busy I don't even bother advertising. This gauge reads the clock in Renmark and works out exactly how busy I am right now. It is accurate to within several lies.

Days since I last touched this site: 0. New record.

Calculating…

You know how they say chefs don't cook at home? Well, it's kinda the same with designers.

Like, when I'm building a site for my own business, I usually just slap it together and move on.

I shouldn't be telling you this, but there has been an embarrassing amount of time that I haven't even had a live website, which is a fucking terrible look for a web designer.

This time we're going balls to the wall. Everything you see on this page, the browser is doing natively. No framework, no plugins, just sweet CSS, HTML and JavaScript. There's nothing to hack. Ask me how I know.

(By the way, if you're a hacker, fuck off, scum.)

Since you've made it this far, we might as well continue. So, ready to dive in?

Stuff I do

Awesome shit for brands that want to stand out.

Hover for the shine. Click to flip. Yes, you can do this without a plugin.

Advertising

Turn on the telly.

I love video. I spend my spare time making videos, and I'm pretty fortunate that people pay me money to make videos as well. Sure, we can make you a boring run-of-the-mill advert that will ensure you wade into the waters of mediocrity, or you could do something fun, unique, original and creative. Live a little!

Here's some videos of local businesses that chose the latter. Enjoy.

CH 01
—

    Websites

    Some things I've built.

    Drag the shelf. Click a window to blow it up. The first five are live and were rebuilt this week as static sites after a hosting break-in. The rest are from the archives.

    rootboot.com.au
    Root Boot seeding systems website
    Root Boot Agricultural seeding boots. Static rebuild, 2026.
    goldenelephant.com.au
    The Golden Elephant restaurant website
    The Golden Elephant Indian restaurant, Berri. New design, 2026.
    ochotel.com.au
    Overland Corner Hotel website
    Overland Corner Hotel Historic pub, est. 1859. New design, 2026.
    wilkadene.com.au
    Wilkadene website
    Wilkadene Riverland hospitality and events.
    redhorseleather.com.au
    Red Horse Leather landing page
    Red Horse Leather Handmade saddlery. Landing page, 2026.
    reedyscontracting.com.au
    Reedys Contracting website
    Reedys Contracting Precision pile driving. Still live.
    australianregionalstorage.com.au
    Australian Regional Storage website
    Australian Regional Storage Formerly Renmark Self Storage. Still live.
    settlersblock.com.au
    Settlers Block wines website
    Settlers Block Boutique Riverland wines.
    yesenergy.com.au
    YES Energy website
    YES Energy South Australian energy retailer.
    redmud.com.au
    Redmud Green Energy website
    Redmud Green Energy Solar farm developer.
    babelfish.net.au
    BabelFish Communications website
    BabelFish Communications Riverland VoIP.
    mypower.com.au
    MyPower website
    MyPower Home battery solutions.
    powerliftingsa.com.au
    Powerlifting SA website
    Powerlifting SA Lifters out of Cobdogla.
    forayonlangard.com.au
    Foray on Langard website
    Foray on Langard Beach house, Phillip Island.
    Visit the live site

    For the accidental visitor

    You're still here? Have some toys.

    None of this has anything to do with my business, I'm just showing off.

    Spud Eater

    You're the small potato. Move the mouse, or your finger. Eat spuds smaller than you to grow. Touch a bigger one and you're mash. Last as long as you can. No, it has nothing to do with my business.

    Click the field to start

    Flat Earth detector

    A quick quality check before we go any further.

    The Earth is

    Read it to me

    The browser has a voice. Let's make it say things.

    Share the disappointment

    Send this page to someone who also won't care.

    Secret level

    There are five videos on this page that aren't adverts. Old gamers know the code.

    ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    The Spudesizer

    A synthesiser the browser is generating from scratch. Click the keys, tap them, or play the row of letters from A to K on your keyboard, with W, E, T, Y and U for the black notes. The green line is the actual waveform coming out.

    Get off my website.

    I don't need your kind here. You'll be removed in 10 seconds.

    Educate me

    Secret level unlocked.

    Things I made for TikTok instead of working.

    Contact

    I suppose I should put some contact details here.

    I'm Patrick, size 11 shoe. I like long walks on the beach in the moonlight and candlelit dinners. If you've got a project, give me a ring or use the form. If you're emailing me to tell me you could help with upgrading my website, kindly fuck off. I'm not interested.

    The last form on this site attracted a Russian bride within half an hour. This one has a bouncer.