Look, I’m gonna be honest, I’m REALLY busy. Like, so busy I don’t even bother advertising as I don’t need more work. If you’re here, it’s probably by accident, or divine intervention.
You know what they say about chefs not cooking at home? Yeah, it’s kinda the same with graphic designers. When I’m building a site for a customer, I take care to make sure everything is perfect, refining the little things – because to me, it’s the details that make the difference, but it’s not like that when it’s my own site.
When it’s my own site, I just slap it together and move on. I don’t have time to make it look amazing, I don’t even care if anyone comes to look at it. Take this site for example, this is a template I installed in WordPress just to have something on the page. I don’t even like swans. I don’t even know if they ARE swans.
I was even going to change the title ‘Wildlife’ to something different, but I found that title sufficiently confusing for anyone visiting my site. I know what you’re thinking, “hey, this guy is so super dark and-broodingly creative. This is my guy!”
Nope. Not dark and brooding. Just lazy. The other pages have air, earth, water themes on them from this template as well, which apparently I’m sticking with, because who cares? Honestly, I don’t even know how you made it this far.
Oh look. Another swan.
Yeah, air is nice. Who doesn’t love air? The ol’ O2 as we called it back in the day. Good for breathin’, good for sneezin’.
I’m not really sure what else to say about air other than I’m glad I have some. I would not be glad if I didn’t have some.
I’m not entirely sure what relevance the cows have to the whole ‘Earth’ theme, other than the fact that they’re eating from it. I guess you could call it “nature’s plate”. I’m also a fan of Earth, as it’s a place to call home.
I also enjoy eating cows coincidentally.
Also, Earth is an oblate spheroid. If you believe otherwise, get off my website. I don’t need your kind here.
CRIKEY! WATCH OUT STEVE!