{"id":114,"date":"2025-03-18T12:45:40","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T02:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/works-2\/"},"modified":"2026-09-22T00:45:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-21T15:15:35","slug":"works-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/","title":{"rendered":"Works"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Wildlife.<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
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(Has literally nothing to do with my business)<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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Look, I’m gonna be honest, I’m REALLY busy. Like, so busy I don’t even bother advertising as I don’t need more work. If you’re here, it’s probably by accident, or divine intervention.<\/p>

You know what they say about chefs not cooking at home? Yeah, it’s kinda the same with graphic designers. When I’m building a site for a customer, I take care to make sure everything is perfect, refining the little things – because to me, it’s the details that make the difference, but it’s not like that when it’s my own site.<\/p>

When it’s my own site, I just slap it together and move on. I don’t have time to make it look amazing, I don’t even care if anyone comes to look at it. Take this site for example, this is a template I installed in WordPress just to have something on the page. I don’t even like swans. I don’t even know if they ARE swans.<\/p>

I was even going to change the title ‘Wildlife’ to something different, but I found that title sufficiently confusing for anyone visiting my site. I know what you’re thinking, “hey, this guy is so super dark and-broodingly creative. This is my guy!”<\/p>

Nope. Not dark and brooding. Just lazy. The other pages have air, earth, water themes on them from this template as well, which apparently I’m sticking with, because who cares? Honestly, I don’t even know how you made it this far.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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Oh look. Another swan.<\/p>

Yeah, air is nice. Who doesn’t love air? The ol’ O2 as we called it back in the day. Good for breathin’, good for sneezin’.<\/p>

I’m not really sure what else to say about air other than I’m glad I have some. I would not be glad if I didn’t have some.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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I’m not entirely sure what relevance the cows have to the whole ‘Earth’ theme, other than the fact that they’re eating from it. I guess you could call it “nature’s plate”. I’m also a fan of Earth, as it’s a place to call home.<\/p>

I also enjoy eating cows coincidentally.<\/p>

Also, Earth is an oblate spheroid. If you believe otherwise, get off my website. I don’t need your kind here.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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CRIKEY! WATCH OUT STEVE!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wildlife. (Has literally nothing to do with my business) Look, I’m gonna be honest, I’m REALLY busy. Like, so busy I don’t even bother advertising as I don’t need more work. If you’re here, it’s probably by accident, or divine intervention. You know what they say about chefs not cooking at home? Yeah, it’s kinda […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":117,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_header_footer","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-114","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/114\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graphick.com.au\/graphick\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}