WHAT WE DO

There's a lot of really awesome shit you can do with websites these days. I mean, just look at this thing right here, how awesome is it? I could totally just sit here playing with this thing for hours (in fact I kinda did while I was building it and probably lost a good hour). Point is, don't half-ass your website, get something rad, and cool, and funky. We're totally rad and cool. We're probably not very funky, as I think you had to be born in the 70's to be funky.

Let me guess, you paid some goober online $20 for a logo design and it turned out rubbish? Look, I own a hammer, that doesn't make me a builder, and when it comes to the branding and image of your business, it's just not something you should fuck around with. Get it right the first time and you'll have a solid platform to build your brand on. Or just get your niece to draw something for you. Yeah, that'll work.

Let's face it, you didn't want to be known as the business with that annoying advert on TV, so you opted to do something which would educate your customers without putting people off. As you floated out into the stark cold waters of mediocrity you realised you'd spent thousands of dollars on something your target audience found exceedingly easy to ignore. We don't do that here. We believe that if you're not pissing someone off with your advertising, you aren't doing it right. We don't do boring. If you want boring, go somewhere else.

Straight up, marketing is like gambling; some shit works, some shit don't, and that shit that worked for Barry down the road probably won't work for you. Unfortunately you won't know what shit works until you try some shit to find out. I'm not going to blow smoke up you ass and tell you that anything is possible and that with a few tweaks to your Google account you'll be the next Australian success story, 'cause it's just not true. Marketing is hard, it takes a fuckload of time to get results, and ultimately you'll get out of it what you put in. So if you wanna try some shit and see what works, let's rock and roll!

Camera technology these days is out of control. What can be achieved with a drone and a cell phone these days you would have needed high-end equipment and a helicopter for 20 years ago. Just keep in mind though, it's not how big your drone is, it's how you use it. At PotatoGraphick we've got years of experience creating promotional videos and testimonials using a combination of aerial and ground footage. We're not going to use our drone to perve on your hot neighbour though weirdo. It's illegal.